WHOA!

People! more people! yay! pet me pet me pet me. I'm cute! Lick their chins, yay! they like that. Oh goody, car ride! This looks fun. Nice warm lap. Where are we going? Hmmm... Nap time... Hey! New place! Grass, bushes, big porch.... kind of scary.... lots of petting from the humans, how nice! Yay, belly rub! Maybe I'll go to sleep in this box... I'm tired... Wow, more people, they think I'm cute. Ok, they left, more napping... I'm tired! Too much excitement... zzzzzzz....

Yay, morning, sunshine, let's explore! Holy cow, what's all this new stuff? Sniff sniff, new smells, new sights, what is that fuzzy critter? She doesn't look like my mom or my 11 brothers or sisters. They were all red or blond. This animal is all different colors, orange and black and white! Sniff sniff, weird! *Hiss!* wait a sec, why is she hissing at me? Wow, she gets all poofy when i get too close, scary! Let's chase her, see what happens! Oh.... sigh... the humans made me stop... Oh goody! chew toy! Shake it, growl, growl! tug tug tug! I killed it! ooh, look, shoes! Yum yum yum. gimme that shoelace. no? oh yay! pants! I love pants. lemme bit em, chomp chomp chomp. NO! eek, mean voice. Ooh, should I piddle here? looks like a good spot! Ack, they threw me outside! It's cold, brr! Hey! Let's go play in the snow! bite the leaves, bite the grass, growl growl at the rocks. Oh hey, if I piddle out here I get petted! Awesome! I'll have to rememb- WHOA! birds! cool. Yay! Going inside again, I want to sit on the humans' feet some more. Sneak some bites in, lay my head doowwn... warm... cooozy... snnooorrre.